Dope - I Wish I Was the President lyric
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It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and all my money is spent
I wish I was the President
I'd have a big White House with a yard and a fence
So I could keep all the Terrorists out
I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny
And get high with little honor role girls
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and what a year so far
I wish I was the President
Every end of the month I buy a brand new car
And drive it straight to the strip bar
Where I'd be drinkin for free
And have a bunch of naked bitches
yellin, "fuck the police" with me
snortin shit up my nose
With the flag in my hand my national anthem goes
I'd make everday a holiday
I wish I was the President
A manditory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the monthanother one down the drain
I Wish I was the President
I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
And I would still complain
I'd do whatever I please
I'd take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
I'd smoke the dopest cigars, drive a muscle car
And fuck 11 different porno stars
I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes
And I'd barely have to see my wife
I'd make everday a holiday
I wish I was the President
A manditory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President
Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me
Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy
Goddamnit do you have to complain
Don't you think I'm sick and tired of the same ole same ole thing
I Wish I was the President
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