Dope "I Wish I Was the President" |
It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent I wish I was the President It's the end of the month and all my money is spent I wish I was the President I'd have a big White House with a yard and a fence So I could keep all the Terrorists out I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny And get high with little honor role girls I wish I was the President It's the end of the month and what a year so far I wish I was the President Every end of the month I buy a brand new car And drive it straight to the strip bar Where I'd be drinkin for free And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin, "fuck the police" with me snortin shit up my nose With the flag in my hand my national anthem goes I'd make everday a holiday I wish I was the President A manditory raise for the underpaid I wish I was the President It's the end of the monthanother one down the drain I Wish I was the President I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane And I would still complain I'd do whatever I please I'd take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies I'd smoke the dopest cigars, drive a muscle car And fuck 11 different porno stars I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes And I'd barely have to see my wife I'd make everday a holiday I wish I was the President A manditory raise for the underpaid I wish I was the President Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy Goddamnit do you have to complain Don't you think I'm sick and tired of the same ole same ole thing I Wish I was the President Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |