XTC - Punch & Judy lyric
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Gather 'round!Punch and Judy did it trulyAnd were married
in a hasteIn love, maybe, using the babyAs a kind of
romance pasteShe's grown fatter,
her hair cut shorterLooks much older than nineteenHe's
a drinker, not a thinkerBaby spoiled his could-have-beenThis
must be make-believeThis must be make-believeThis must
be make-believe'Cos who do we know,
dear, who acts like that?Punch and JudyPunch and Judy,
in a semiOn a brand new council plotSunday lunchtime,
beer-for-punch timeWhile his dinner's far from hotShe
grows tired, cab is hiredShe goes 'round to see her
friendHe comes back late, fool is irateWe will see
his temper bendThis must be make-believeThis must be
make-believeThis must be make-believe'Cos who do we
know, dear, who acts like that?
Punch and Judy in a quandaryShe's walked out and he
is madNow he's grown up, can't smash home upRetribution
must be hadPunch and Judy had a babyWho brought them
to married blissMr. Punch has drunken hunchThat he
must punish kid for thisThis must be make-believeThis
must be make-believeThis must be make-believe'Cos who
do we know, dear, who acts like that?Punch and Judy
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