Weird Al Yankovic "Whatever You Like" |
Hey girl You know our economy's in the toilet But I'm still gonna treat you right I said you can have whatever you like, if you like (x2) Yeah Tator tots, cold duck on ice And we can clip coupons all night And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like I said you can have whatever you like, if you like Yeah Take you out to dinner anywhere that you please Like Burger King or Mickey D's And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like I said you can even have the large fries Yeah Baby you should no that I am really quite a sweet guy When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the 2 ply Want it, you get it my dear I got my costco membership card right here Yeah You like top ramen? Need top ramen? Got a cupboard full of 'em I'll keep 'em comming You want it I got it Go get it Just heat it Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it Pork and beans And minute rice And we can play cribbige all night And baby you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like, if you like Yeah I can take you to the laundromat downtown And watch all the clothes go round and round And baby we can go whereever you like, if you like I said you can have whatever you like, if you like Yeah Hottest shorty I know If you had some lipo You could be second runner up Miss Ohio Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-ol And you ain't never gotta wear your sister's old clothes Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl You ain't gotta pay me That's the way that I roll My chick can have what she want At Wall-Mart she can pick out anything that she want I know girl you aint never had a man like that Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that Yeah You like my Hyuandai See my Hyuandai I can take you to see you cousin Phil next Sunday But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash Do you think you could chip in for gas Mac and cheese would be alright But lets send out for pizza tonight And you can order any toppings you like, if you like I said you can even have the last slice, the last slice Yeah Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do' Now I can get free HBO And you can watch whatever you like, if you like I said you can watch whatever you like Yeah And you can always ride the city bus Got a pack of tokens just for us Yo my wallet's fat Full of ones Yeah its all about the Washingtons that's right You want White Castle Need White Castle Long as you got me it wont be no hassle You want it We'll get it Just don't be a hater if I grab some napkins for later Thrift store jeans On sale half price The underwear at good will is nice And baby you can have whatever you like, if you like I said you can have whatever you like, if you like Yeah Yeah Baby I can give you anything that you please Even share my goverment cheese And baby you can have as much as you like, if you like I said you can have as much as you like, if you like Yeah Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |