Weird Al Yankovic "Trash Day" |
S'rotten...so rotten here So rotten It was like the last day before trash day my place was gettin kinda nasty even though the garbage i knew would wreak, ya know thought that i could leave it for one more week then um im takin birthday cake and..oh chili and greasy old bacon, throw it all on top of the mess i been makin wife so mad she starts to shakin leaky bag and now the girl is gaggin shes naggin i need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor is that too much ask you for but i see no reason why i cant let a few more weeks go by and that garbage is pile up high and buddy you should see tha flies I said theres something rotten here (say what) you better hold your nose (Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out) boy theres alot in here (alot) and every day it grows (Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out) Make you wanna throw up Look all this garbage that i keep generatin i sit around all day and watch it biodegratin bet theres a hundred house codes that im violating even my dog passed out and needed resesitation You wont believe it take a whiff of that aroma Sure to put you in a coma it so messy, cant find my toe nail clippers its so bad the roaches wear slippers warm..sweaty clothes pile up in this joint stand up by them selves at this point Its so filthy now baby i cant lie... I wipe my feet before i go outside I wonder what crawl in here and died ya kno walking around bare foot i'd be terrified but it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends like "Hey i think them rats gettin big." I said theres something rotten here (say what) you better hold your nose (Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out) Look what we got in here (now what) lets watch it decompose (Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out) Make you wanna throw up with a little bit of ulch ulch and a little bit of ulch ulch make me wanna throw up It makes you wanna ulch ulch just makes ya wanna ulch ulch Some lysol..some comet i gotta mop and its got your name on it (What?) Im just kidding doggonit (Oh) unless your gonna do it Careful not to ehh breathe the fumes Check it garbage piles go from here to the bathroom turn into toxic waste some time this afternoon better get a hazmat suit and a push broom I said theres something rotten here (say what) you better hold your nose (Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out) Its gone to pot in here (to pot) bring out the fire hose (Hey you disgutsting slob you better take that trash out) Make you wanna throw up with a little bit of ulch ulch and little bit of ulch ulch make me wanna throw give a little bit of ulch ulch and tiny bit of ulch ulch make you wanna throw up mix a little bit of ulch ulch with a molecule of ulch ulch make me wanna throw up it makes me wanna ah aww uh justs makes me wanna hock *spit* Oh Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |