Weird Al Yankovic "Taco Grande" |
Taco... Grande... Taco... Grande... Yo quiero chimichangas, y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno Y el chile rellano You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That's right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla I need a quesadilla I love to stuff my face with tacos el carbon With my friends or when I'm all alone Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero Un burrito ranchero So give me something spicy and hot now Bring out the menu, what you got now Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side You better sure the beans are refried Taco... Grande... Taco... Grande... Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me That's why I order two or three Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip It's really good with bean dip I eat uno, dos, tres, cuatro burritos Pretty soon, I can't fit in my Speedos Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas And a pitcher of margaritas Well, the combination plates come with beans and rice The taquitos here are very nice Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese And could you make that separate checks please Taco... Grande... Taco... Grande... Buenos noches, senor, y bienvenidos al Enrico's Casa de Salsa Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos Se puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno, muy delicioso Sus ojos se quamaran, su estomago esteran el fuego Se quedaran en el bano por un semana Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto? Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait Now watch your fingers, careful, hot plate What do you think you're doing with my chile con queso Well, if you want some, just say so Oh boy, pico de gallo They sure don't make it like this in Ohio No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas You can toss away the hot sauce Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole You better get me a bowl of guacamole Y usted, Eugene, why is your face turning green Don't you like pinto beans You want some more cinnamon crispas If you don't, hasta la vista Just take the rest home in a doggy bag if you wanna You can finish it manana Well it's been a pleasure, I can eat no more Senor, la cuenta, por favor If you ain't ever tried real Mexican cooking, well you oughta Just don't drink the water Taco... Grande... Taco... Grande... [repeat to fadeout] Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |