Weird Al Yankovic "Grapefruit Diet" |
Who's that waddlin'down the street? It's just me'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of me's Gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me There's just one thing left to do-- Grapefruit Diet (diet!) Throw out the pizza and beer Grapefruit Diet (diet!) Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) Might seem a little severe Grapefruit Diet (Diet!) I'm gettin'tired of my big fat rear Blow, Fatty! Well, I used to Live on Chocolate sauce Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss Walked down an alley and I got stuck I got more rolls then a pastry truck When I'm all done eating I eat a little more When I leave a room First I gotta grease the door Grapefruit diet (Diet!) Can't have another �clair Grapefruit diet (Diet!) I gatta decrease my derriere I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet No more pie now No more cr�me brulee Lay off the gravy And souffle No french-fri-yi-yies now No ice cream parfait Mr. Cheese Nacho Stay away Oh, I think I'd sell my soul for a tripled patty mill But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt. Grapefruit diet (Diet!) Lay off the 3 Musketeers Grapefruit diet (Diet!) Until my big booty disappears Grapefruit diet (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin'out of my ears Grapefruit diet (Diet!) 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet I'm on a Grapefruit diet Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |