South Park (Related Recordings)

Stan:
Mr. Garrison, can I ask you a question?

Mr. Garrison:
Of course Stanly, what is it?

Stan:
What is a... homosexual?

Mr. Garrison:
Oh, well Stanly, I guess you came to the right person - sit down.
Stanly, gay people... Well, gay people are evil; evil right down
to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours and
mine but rather a thick vomitus oil which oozes through their rotten
veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the
cause of their nauseous patterns of violent behaviour.
Do you understand?

Stan:
I guess...

Mr. Garrison:
Good, I'm glad we could have this little talk Stanly. Now, you
go out and practice football like a good little heterosexual.