Weird Al Yankovic "You're Pitiful" |
My life is brilliant What, was I too early? I'm sorry should I, do you wanna start over or Keep going? okay Now? Now? My life is brilliant, Your life's a joke You're just pathetic, You're always broke Your home-made Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me You're suffering from delusions of adequacy You're pitiful, you're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true Never had a date that you couldn't inflate And you smell repulsive too, what a bummer being you! Well you just can't dance, and forget romance Everybody you know still calls you farty-pants But you'll always have a job, well I mean as long as you can still work that Slurpee machine You're pitiful, you're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true You're half undressed eating chips off your chest while you're playing Halo 2, no-one's classier than you La la la la La la la la La la la la loser! You're pitiful, you're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself You still live with your mom and you're forty two! Guess you'll never grow a clue Well it just sucks to be you Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |