Weird Al Yankovic "Weenie In A Bottle" |
It feels like I've been alone too long With no girls around my mind was wandering Thinking of some way to release it I looked in the kitchen, saw some crisco oil And that's when my blood started to boil Oh yeah Ow, ow, ow! (Uh-oh...) Ow, ow, ow! (Oh God, what did I just do?!!) No-one wanted to be with me Had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something I didn't know what to do It seemed like a good idea And no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle And now I can't get it out I stuck my weenie in a bottle today Got it jammed up in there all the way I stuck my weenie in a bottle, oh no Can't, can't someone come help me out It's turning purple, all the feeling's gone Now where did I put that friggin' phone?!! Dial 9-1-1 Please pick up, I'm in a lot of pain This was supposed to feel good, now I'm suffering Oh please answer (Denver 911, what is your emergency?) Ow, ow, ow! (Hello...?) Ow, ow, ow! (Sir, what seems to be the problem?) No-one wanted to be with me Had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something I didn't know what to do (Go on...) It seemed like a good idea And no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle And now I can't get it out You stuck your weenie in a bottle, oh my You must be a really lonely guy You stick your weenie in a bottle, that's a first! Don't worry sir, we're sending somebody out (Hey Tam - this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle! No way! He does! What a frikkin' loser! Sir, we're sending somebody out... *hysterical laughter* He's in here! Let's break the door down! Stand back! Oh my God...! *more hysterical laughter*) No-one wanted to be with him Had to make his dream come true He wanted to hump something... I didn't know what to do! It seemed like a good idea And no-one else was around He stuck his weenie in a bottle... And now I can't get it out! (Don't worry kid, we're gonna get this thing off you Ready? PULL! PULL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!) Stuck my weenie in a bottle today Now, now, now I can't get it out Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |