Weird Al Yankovic "Constipated" |
extra cheese uh huh pizza party at your house i went just to check it out 19 extra larges what a shame no one came just us eatin all alone you said take the pizza home no sense lettin all this go to waste so then i faced pizza all day and every day there's cheese round the clock it's gettin me blocked and i sure don't care for irregularity Tell me why'd ya have to go and make me so constipated cause right now i'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated in the bathroom i sit, and i wait, and i strain and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh should i take a laxative or have my colon irrigated no no no I was feelin pretty down til my girlfriend came around we're just so alike in every way i gotta say in fact i just thought i might pop the question there that night i was kissing her so tenderly but woe is me who woulda guessed her family crest i'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh and son of a gun it's just like the one on me Tell me how was i supposed to know that we were both related believe me if i knew she was my cousin we never would've dated what to do now, should i go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and move to alabama where that kinda thing is tolerated no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i had so much on my mind i thought maybe i'd unwind try out that new roller coaster ride and the guide, said not to stand but that's a demand that i couldn't meet, i got on my feet and stood up instead and knocked off my head you see Tell me Why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated Cause really it's a major inconvenience, oh man i really hate it it's such a drag now can't eat, i can't breathe, i can't snore i can't belch or yodel anymore can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated OH NO! why'd i have to go and get myself all mutilated i gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated What a bummer i can't blink, i can't cough, i can't sneeze but neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now haven't been the same since my head and i were separated no no no Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |