Veggie Tales (Related Recordings) "We're The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" |
Arr, arr, arr, arr We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything Well I've never been to Greenland And I've never been to Denver And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul And I've never been to Moscow And I've never been to Tampa And I've never been to Boston in the fall We're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything And I've never hoist the main sail And I've never swabbed the poop deck And I've never veer to starboard 'Cause I never sail at all And I've never walked the gangplank And I've never owned a parrot And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you we don't do anything Well I've never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping pong And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes Up against the wall And I've never kissed a chipmunk And I've never gotten head lice And I've never been to Boston in the fall. (spoken) Huh? What are you talking about? Whats a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate? Hey, thats right! We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things. And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think? I think you look like Captain Crunch. Huh? No I don't! Do too. Do not! You're making me hungry. Thats it! You're walkin' the plank. Says who? Says the Cap'n, thats who! Oh yeah? Ay Ay, Cap'n Crunch! hehehehe Arrrgggghh Yikes! And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stinkbug And I've never painted daises On a big red rubber ball And I've never bathed in yogurt And I don't look good in leggings (You just don't get it.) And we've never been to Boston in the fall! (spoken) Pass the chips! Who's got the remote control? Here it is! Time for Heraldo. It's definately time for Loch Nech. Ohh.. I don't like this show. Hey look! I found a quarter! Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |