Toby Keith "Runnin' Block" |
My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me She's got a baby sister and they're headed into town They're lookin' for a good time and they're Fun to be around I said what do she look like? He scratched his head and stated She was a homecoming football queen before she graduated We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine And really double-date 'em And take 'em back to the motel six And try and separate 'em They showed up in a pickup truck They were right on time His was kinda hefty But not half as big as mine Chorus: I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want no one to know That I tried to drink her skinny But she's still about 215 Sometimes you've got to bow up And just take one for the team She cleaned her plate at dinner Then she ate what's left of mine Then she woofed down a big cheesecake As I drank the wine She strolled out to the patio For an after-dinner cig I said "bro you've done her this time And gonna owe me big" You know why? Cause my brother's having a party Thought you oughta know He's got coeds swimmin' naked The reason I can't go Chorus Now bow up boys When we got back to the motel I kicked up my feet And she put me in a headlock and said Snuggle up with me My buddy finished early and when he walked through the door I was layin' there half naked She had me pinned down to the floor Son I can't believe you caught me With this big ol' jelly roll You'll laugh at me tomorrow You can't ever tell a soul Chorus Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |