"!Uoy Sevol Natas"

Your mummy, she don't love you
'Cos you remind her of your dad;
Your teachers, they don't love you -
They get paid to call you bad;
The government, it don't love you
'Less its facing re-election;
A pop star, he don't love you
'Less you lick his gnarled erection.

Chorus:!U-O-Y Sevol Natas

The gun lobby, it says it loves you -
But they say that guns don't kill;
The Christians say they love you,
But only 'cause it's the Lord's will;
The Sadists will say they love you
Only if you don't want them to;
The Masochists will say they love you
If you promise to hate them too.

There's only one person who loves you -
Break the code and understand:
Just play all those records backwards
Of those heavy metal bands.
Oh, fuck me! fuck me! Lord Jesus,
The temperature's minus fifty -
You've never seen vomit so green,
And your head's done the full 360