Tenacious D "Friendship Test" |
brrrriiiinngg. fbrrrrrrrriiing. *click* Kyle: Two Kings. Jack: Hey Kage. Kyle: Hey! Jack: How's it goin'? Kyle: Good, good... Jack: What are you---what are you doin'? Kyle: Oh, god, I was just, I was--- Jack: I love you. Kyle: ...what'd you say? Jack: I said I love you, man. I just wanted to say it. Kyle: Dude, thanks... thank you... that's awesome. Fuckin' awesome. I mean, uh... that's cool you can say that. Jack: Don't you have something to say? Kyle: No. (pause) Aw, I mean, I, uh, I like you... I like you too, dude. Jack: Whoa, whoa. LIKE? HO HO HO, MAN! I'm glad I fuckin' did this test on you, the friendship test! Kyle: What? Jack: No, man--- Kyle: What are you talkin' about? Jack: That---what happened before when I said I love you, that was a test. Because, man, I could've made a total ASS of myself if I hadn't done this test on you. *whistles* HOO HOO! Kyle: Wait, you don't--- Jack: Boy. Kyle: You don't really love me? Jack: Dude, listen. You fuckin' passed the test, okay? But BARELY. You know what you got? Kyle: What'd I get? Jack: F+. *click* Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |