Nickelodeon "Im A Cow" |
*mooing intro* I'm a cow can't you see that I live in the country Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow Hills are high, grass is green, headed for a fat holstein Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow Chew my cud, eat my hay, same old damn thing every day Farmer Brown ain't what he seems, he gets off on milking me I'm a cow cant you see that I live in the country Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow Get your mind out the gutter, get your hand off my udder, Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow This old man he's on crack, he's a lactophiliac Nick-nack-paddywack give a dog a bone What's his wife say when she gets home *yodeling* His old wife, she makes cheese, colby, jack, swiss and brie In the red barn she can't see what he loves to do to me I'm a cow can't you see that I live in the country Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow Farmer Brown, he's a creep, how he treats those poor sheep Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow Now you know what I go through, I wish that I was born Hindu I'll pack my bags and trim my hooves, adios I'll think I'll mooooove Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |