Nerf Herder - Welcome To My World Lyrics

Sitting in my boxers, eating apple jacks
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my wooorld
Wacking it to late night cinemax
Welcome to my world
J�germeister and captain crunch
Nicotine and the brady bunch
Building a boat outta pudding cups
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my woooorld
Non-stop no girl action without you

This old shirt is starting to stink
I dont give damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink
Welcome to my world
No you needn't shed a tear
Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
And I've got Mr. Belvedere
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my woooooorld
Non-stop no girl action without you, oh yeah

Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight
Can stand another, episode of cheers tonight
I hate that Woody, I hate Diane
Frasier and Norman, that dumbass mailman...