Mad Caddies - Surfing Lyrics

witty banter [ what's this song called chuck?
this song's called "girls are evil" what's
it about? what's it about - jeez ] three lonely brothers
from santa nez bought themselves some instruments o,
they thought up a name and learned to play when they
the heard the pathetic club songs they wrote more,
possibly 24 but i dunno maybe less i said they called
into their local pretty girls are mine but they drink
shitty coffe dribbling down my chin but there i'll
find the titty and tell me what i told you twice this
is shiittty one named chuck,
one named ed one named todd but he wasnt that bad because
he was the drummer in this great rock n roll band i
know a lot of people thought they're shit but hey man,
what if they get hit? yeah,
that'll put santa nez on the map well ed he did it
lax all over molly's tits [chuck fucks up and forgets the words]