Less Than Jake
"Richard Allen George...No, It's Just Cheez"

Everyone to the bar
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
Just call me Cheez thats who I am
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
Just call me Cheez thats who I am
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
just call me Cheez thats who I am
But not Rich not George I'm Cheez
Civilized?
Until the keg runs dry
and he's tried
to drink from 9 to 5
and then from 5 to 9
always drunk and going crazy
always drunk going crazy
you'd better believe it
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
Just call me Cheez thats who I am
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
Just call me Cheez thats who I am
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
just call me Cheez thats who I am
But not Rich not George I'm Cheez
Chesterfield
where the keg's never dry
it's always filled
have another beer with fear
have another beer or two
then he'll show you his cheez tattoo
always drunk going crazy
you'd better believe it
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
Just call me Cheez thats who I am
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
Just call me Cheez thats who I am
Don't call me Rich dont call me George
just call me Cheez thats who I am
But not Rich not George I'm Cheez

ay ya ya ya
cinco de mustache
the kids that are hip
they grow hair on their lip
they don't have their razors
and don't give a shit
they grow and grow and grow
so let your mustache show

oh yeah oh yeah whoo!