Insane Clown Posse "The Wizard Of Delray" |
Aww shit homeboy, you should of seen me Drunk at the party drinking 5th of M.D. Cold passed out on my homeboy's crib Curled up on the floor like a muthafucking kid Dreaming I was drinking some Faygo In my dorm house, and here comes a tornado The crib goes up spinning round and round Then BAM!!, I just landed on the ground Walked out the house, seen the yellow brick road Up walks a little pimp with a cane and some gold Nugget rings, gold teeth and a cup of 8 ball And only 3 feet tall He said welcome and greedings to your new land Joe I said who the fuck are you, "Sky Lolo?" He said I'm a pimp, a player, a baller, and yo To get out of here you walk the yellow brick road By the way homeboy you got a murder rep Pointed down at the house and my head just sat I crushed the witch all I saw was a freak She had a fresh pair of pumps on looking oh so sweet I grabed the midget by his throat and checked in his gat Slaped him in the eye and said I'm the mack Checked on the witches pumps and said I'm on my way My name ain't Dorathy, yo it's Violent J If the wizards guards don't let me pass I'ma stick my size 10 boot in they ass Walking down yellow brick singing Yo Crime Pays Came to a part in the road and a half and a gage In the field I saw a god damn scarecrow I ain't playing no games tell my ass were to go He said hold up muthafucka, it ain't about all that I ain't scary bitch, my names Nate The Mack I got a mossburg underneath my straw We can buck 2 pucko he's a god damn jaw Yo homeboy this place ain't a joint This crazy ass belongs with me in Detroit He said Scare Crow Mack, I don't really care Like big daddy cane, I'll take you there So we sat down chilling on yellow brick Talking about all the bitches that sucked our dick Later down the road I said "God damn!" I saw a fucking tin man I said suit cans scrap metal and coral I'ma crumble your ass like aluminum foil Unless you take me to the wizard so I can go home G Damn Tin Man had a gat pointed at me I'll team with 2 Dope and I'll fuck you up Figure I'll pull the trigger and your casket shut I said bring your tin can ass with us Me and Scare Crow Mack will stick to the bus A cap in the Wizard's ass Come to Detroit and make plenty of cash Comming up to the forest me and my 2 boys Like in the movie we was singing that noise Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives, oh my Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives, oh my Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives, oh my I'ma black someone's eye If I get jumped in the fucking jungle Cause if someone rushes me, we gonna rumble Then a fucking lion jumped on Nate The Mack Tried to eat his ass like he was Nate The Snack The lion pulled out a gat and said drop your wallets You wanna spark homeboy, you eating bullets My name is Lavel Lion, then he started crying Slip once and all ya muthafuckas are dieing Chill you god damn buck tooth ass hoe Don't rob us G rob a liquar store In Detroit Delray southwest city Cause know living in these woods are shitty Come with us, we'll take you to Delray You can rob muthafuckas every god damn day Shit, finally we was at the castle And with there guards we got no hastle Strap like Al Capone started busting out the holes Droped them all, like dominos We found some big doors so we kicked them in And that's when we seen my Wizard friend I said take my ass home and he started to laugh So I shot his pompus show magical ass Boom boom boom, the muthafucka dropped Before I stepped to him, make sure my gun was cocked We found a set of keys laying beside him They went to his truck and we was low riding Back to Detroit like MOJO Fucked his ass up and we forgot about Toto Bang, woke up drunk as hell Stumbled over to Rude Boy Before I started to tell my story Then I let it pass Cause I know he'll laugh at my drunk ass Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |