Insane Clown Posse "If" |
In order, for one to metamorphosize From one's inner self being projected out into the astral plane And to re-materialize into an inanimate object or another living organism For that matter is entirely and absouletly impossible, however If I was your tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting star I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be like ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, fuck If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is bull shit" If I was your tires on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a balloon I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, point 103 If I was a richie ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like thuuummmp If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me every time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be like shhh quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a fresh DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam Master J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a nipple in the cold I'd be like... If I was your dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I might say chop (Chorus) If I was if I was but I'll never be (if I was if I was but I'll never be) If I was if I was but I'll never be (if I was if I was but I'll never be) If I was if I was boy your killing me (if I was if I was boy your killing me) If I was if I was but I'll never be (If I was if I was but I'll never be) If I was a Faygo at one of our shows I'd fly through the air into an ocean of juggalo's If I was Andre the giant this is how I'd be rappin' If I was Father MC I'd be like yeah what happened If I was a mirror I'd find another mirror and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear if I was a Slider I'd slide out your butt, I'd be floating in the toilet looking at you like what? Iif I was a pilot I'd be like air traffic control If I was John Denver I'd be like ahhhh If I was a switch I'd be like flip me yoohoo If I was a London cop car I'd be like... If I was Chewbacca I'd get me a fresh ass fade If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like fuck yall I'm still paid If I was a stop sign I'd just be like stop If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip hop (Chorus 2x) If I was if I was but I'll never be (if I was if I was but I'll never be) If I was if I was but I'll never be (if I was if I was but I'll never be) If I was if I was boy your killing me (if I was if I was boy your killing me) If I was if I was but I'll never be (If I was if I was but I'll never be) Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |