Half Man Half Biscuit "All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Ki" |
There was one in the gang who had scalectrix and because of that he thought he was better than you every day after school youd go around there to play him hoping to compete for some kind championship And it always took about 15 billion hours to set the track up And even when you did, the thing never seemed to work It was a dodgy transformer, again and again. It was a dodgy transformer, again and again. It was a dodgy transformer, again and again. It was a dodgy transformer, that cost 3 pound 10. So he sent his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladder to get the Subbuteo out of the loft it had all the accessories required for that big-match atmosphere the crowd and the dugout the floodlights too and you'd always get palmed off with a headless center-forward and a goal-keeper with no arms and a face like his and he'd managed to get hold of a Dukla-Prague Away Kit 'cause his uncle owned a sport shop and he'd kept it to one side and after only five minutes you'd be down to ten men as hed sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left-winger come to half-time, you were losing, four-nil each and every goal, a hotly disputed penalty so you smash up the floodlights and the game was abandoned and the dog would bark and you'd be banned from his house and your travelling army of synthetic supporters would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin. and now he's working in a job with a future he hands me my Giro every two weeks. and me, I'm on the lookout for a proper transformer Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |