Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow Lyrics

Artist : Frank Zappa
Title : Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen Wind Began to Blow
And My Momma Cried
And My Momma Cried
Don't Be a Naughty Eskimo

Watch Out Where the Huskies Go
And Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow
Watch Out Where the Huskies Go
And Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow

And Right About That Time, People
A Fur-Trapper
Who Was Strictly From Commercial
Strictly Commercial
Had the Unmitigated Audacity
To Jump Up From Behind My Igloo
Peak-a-Boo-ooo
And He Started into Whipping
On My Favourite Baby Seal
With a Lead-Filled Snow-Shoe
That Got Me Just About as Evil
As an Eskimo Boy Can Be

So I Bent Down
And I Reached Down
And I Scooped Down
And I Gathered up a Generous Mitten Full of the Deadly
Yellow Snow
The Deadly Yellow Snow
From Right There Where the Huskies Go

Where Upon I Proceeded to Take
That Mitten Full of the Deadly Yellow Snow Crystals
And Rub it All into His Beady Little Eyes
With a Vigorous Circular Motion
Hither to Unknown to the People in This Area
But Destined to Take the Place of
The Mud Shark in Your Mythology
Here it Goes Now
The Circular Motion
Rub it!

And Then in a Fit of Anger
I Pounced and I Pounced Again
Great Googly-Moogly
Well He Was Very Upset
As You Can Understand
And Rightly So, Because
The Deadly Yellow Snow Crystals
Had Deprived Him Of His Sight
And He Stood Up
And He Looked Around
And He Said:

Well, Well
No No
I Can't See You
Nonononono

He Took a Dog-Doo Snow-Cone
And Stuffed it in My Right Eye
He Took a Dog-Doo Snow-Cone
And Stuffed it in My Other Eye
And the Huskie Wee-Wee
I Mean the Doggy Wee-Wee
Has Blinded Me
And I Can't See
Temporarily