Charles Aznavour "Happy Anniversary" |
I've been ready for hours and I'm wearing my best, Ordered champagne and flowers and you're not even dressed. Tonight's a special night to remember with pride These twenty happy years since you became my bride. It is all too absurd; you're so cross and abrupt, But I don't say a word or you're bound to erupt; Your peculiar moods I've experienced before So I pour another drink and quietly pace the floor. It's a quarter to eight as we fretfully wait For your little black dress; that was promised by six. Is it just rotten luck when we're doing the town That the fates should conspire to let us mortals down? I have seats for a show, and it's opening night My shoes do not fit me and my suit is too tight And you sit there and curse, an occasional curse And I've got a headache that's quickly getting worse. Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary. They deliver your frock, but you're still in distress: It was past nine o'clock when I helped you to dress. I tried to do you up but it wasn't my day For then to fill my cup, your zipper stuck half way; I got all in a sweat, over anxious and vexed. Will I ever forget the thing that happened next: Your dress just came apart with one terrible tear Your disappointed cries were more than I could bear. At eleven, at last, when we got into town We arrived at the show but the curtain was down. I suggested a bite but no, no, you wanted to walk You had no appetite and no desire to talk. So we strolled for an hour and the evening was sweet And I bought you a flower from a man in the street. And we kissed on the sidewalk, without reason or rhyme, Where we knew that our love is stronger than time. Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary, Happy anniversary. Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |