Blink-182 "You Shave Your Ass!" |
Mark: You shave your ass! Tom: You have hair on nothing but your balls! Mark has no hair on his whole body, but a fucken wolverine growing in his pants, I swear to God. It's got teeth and shit. Mark: It's true. Tom: He's got a scary looking penis. Mark: True. I need your tax deductible donations for the 'Shave Mark Balls Program' please. Tom: It's for charity, kids. Mark: Send what you can. Donate your time. Tom: You guys think that we're touring for own, no, this is a charity tour for Mark's balls. Mark: We're trying to raise enough money to shave my nuts. Please, give generously. Tom: There's no metal strong enough to be the teeth on any kind of electric shaver. Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |