Afroman - Wack Rappers Lyrics

This next song it is dedicated to all whack rappers and
all the whack people that like and buy they whack music

I think you crazy if you like Jay-Z
Don't "change clothes"
change the CD
Murphy lee, what the hook gon be?
Cause you do need a hook and another beat
Jermain dupree you know you wrong
Fucked up Chingy's song
Afro mutha-fuckin' M.A.N.
Can't stand no mutha-fuckin' ying yang twins
I think lil' Jon and the East Side Boys is an ignorant irritating bunch of noise
If you don't give a damn
Go on throw it out(what)
If you don't give a damn
Go on throw it out
The window...up against the wall (up against the wall)
Laugh when the mutha-fucker fall
These foos can't rap at all (hell naw)
I never buy a tune (tune)
From the Neptunes
When they beat come on i hope it go off soon (what)
Fabulous?
What's fabulous about him?
I think he terrible
Music unbearable
Rippin' off mace
with that look on his face
Ah man, I rest my case
Kelis...Wow!
I hate her so much right now
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Who gave her a record deal?
Oh my god!
Nas is in a video with Kelis.
Jay-Z's in a video with Beyonce
Both of these rappers are whack
Yet people talk smack about 40 Delafonte.
The music industry is usin' the slang
And they tryin' to play it off like they doin' they thang.
Come on Cam'ron
Oh boy! (oh boy)
Dipset (Dipset)
Oh boy! (oh boy)
How can you be from a city so black
And bust shitty lyrics that's whick whick whack?
(get back on kelis)
Oh yeah, kelis
This is what i want you to do (yeah)
Get on your knees (on your knees)
Face me (face me)
I got a milkshake for you
And its tasty
Just like your album
Puff Daddy (puff daddy)
Enough already
Now it's P. Diddy
Still sounds shitty
How can your group be called the band?
Nobody plays an instrument man
I dont play (play)
B2K (k)
R&B singers
Be too gay
You know they broke up over money
Oh yeah? (yeah)
That's too bad (what?)
I don't care
I think it's good (think it's good?)
No doubt
They can stop puttin' all that bullshit out (like what?)
"What a girl want, what a girl need"
A fuckin' job and a brand new hair weave
"What a girl want, what a girl need"
A fuckin' job and a brand new hair weave
A bump bump bump that is all i wanna do...
A bump bump bump
That's my song
Thas that's what i wrote down on a piece of paper
A bump bump bump
Call up Puff Daddy
Ask him if he want to do a verse with me (take that, take that)
Real pimps get down on the flo (flo)
But i dont see a ho (ho)
In the video (i know)
Why is David Banner (banner)
Runnin from the clan
what happened to the bitches, man?
And Cadillac on 22's
Why is David Banner taking off his shoes
Its supposed to be about cadillacs
Not David Banner bringin' dead people back
Even though its all good
It might get misunderstood
Damn skippy mississippi is the hood (yeah)
Raps i'm writin up
I can't lighten up
Until these whack ass rappers tightin' up (tightin' Up)
Missy elliot
Thinks she looks like Halle barry
That's scary
Her CD ain't worth it
Put your money in your pocket and reverse it
Her CD ain't worth it
Put your money in your pocket and reverse it
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy...ay check this out man
I can't stand her music
Goin' in my ear
If you like Missy Elliot
Get the fuck out of here
I can't stand her music
Goin' in my ear
If you like Missy Elliot
Get the fuck out of here
Most rappers are whack
Just like the people they attract
Most rappers are whack
Just like the people they attract
Most rappers are whack
Just like the people they attract
Most rappers are whack
Just like the people they attract
Hey man eh look
Who dat man?
Trina's on T.V.
Ah yeah
Oooh she fine
Eh homie Trina's on T.V.
She cute!
Not when she rappin.
Press mute
And now we gonna play a single from the album: weave-olution
Even with a weave
Even with a weave
I can't stand Eve
I can't stand Eve
Even with a weave
Even with a weave
I can't stand Eve
Harmonize
Even with a weave (together)
I can't stand Eve (together)
Even with a weave (together)
I can't stand Eve (together)
I can't stand Eve
That's what I said
She got a pinhead
Most people head is round
Her's goes up and down
like a peanut
She could be pretty
If her attitude wasn't so shitty!
Talkin' bout
"You tryin' to come through the back door"
She ain't got no back though
What she talkin' smack fo?
Male bashin' wit Mary Jay
Like Queen Latifah she must be gay
In my radio you gets no play
Not today
What the fuck happened to MTV
Why these whack people get to make a CD
I don't know man
Look at 50 cent
He don't move his mouth when he rappin' man
He be rappin' like mike tyson or somethin'
Ya know what i am sayin'
He dont move his mouth
(wanksta by 50 cent as mike tyson)
Open yo mouth!!
In the club....
Its ludacris
Its ludacris
Its ludacris
I teach ya how to stunt
Teach me how to stunt?
They need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt
that high get drunk and take it easy
and stop making songs so cheesy
Now mannie fresh is actually fresh
And Juvenile, I like his style
But the worst rapper I ever heard man
Is the whack-ass mutha-fuckin' Birdman
What about Silkk the Shocker?
My name is Silk and I'll shock you
I just been shocked by Silk the Shocker!