Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me Lyrics

(Speaking)
Hey guys.
I just wanna thank ya for listening to my record.
I hope you had as much fun as i did.
Here's one last ditty, just for you.

(sing)
I used to ride my big wheel.
and sell lemonade.
eat popcorn with grandpa while we watch the parade.
but now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J.D.
What the hell happend to me?

I used to have throwin' snowballs
with my best friend Billy
the mom would make us cocoa if we got to chilly
but now I only get excited when i see a girl pee.
What the hell happend to me?

I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood.
I only did the things mama said i should.
but now I just do whatever I want.
I even whipped it out in a restaurante

I used to
help clean the park
in the middle of town
then play kickball till the sun went down
but now all I do
is get VD
What the hell happend to me?

It makes no sense
I can't believe this happend to me
I'm outta my gourd
Won't smebody please help me.

do-do-do-do-do doop wop doo badi do

I'm kind of a weirdo.