Adam Sandler
"The Beating Of A High School Janitor"

Announcer:
And Now the Severe beating of a High School Janitor.

Janitor:
Mop Mop Mop All Day Long,
Mop Mop Mop While I sing that song,
Gonna wax that floor, Gonna make it shine,
Gonna take of the spray paint with turpintine.

(Sounds of someone walking)

Hey!
Don't walk there I just mopped!

(Sounds of the Person running to him and then Fighting)

Hey!
Get off of me!
Thats my bucket!
Ahh!
Let go of my sideburns!

(Sounds of fighting then a big Crash)