Adam Sandler "Teenage Love On The Phone" |
Man: So you doin good? Woman Whispering: Yeah I'm fine how bout you? Man: How good could I be I haven't seen you in three hours? Woman Whispering: Oh richie! Hey Richie my dad's down the hall, And he doesn't want me on the phone so if, I hang up on you its just because he's coming. Man: Ok so look uhh do you want to meet at the Spring Fling dance? (gasping and the phone hanging up) (Phone Rings) Man: Hello. Woman Whispering: Sorry I thought he was coming. Man: Thats ok so about the dance do you want to meet there? Woman Whispering: Umm well my brother gets the car on friday nights. Man: Well thats ok I'll come by and get you lets say around.. (gasping and the phone hanging up) Man: Come on! (Phone Rings) Man: Hey. Woman Whispering: Sorry I guess he was just going to the bathroom. Man: Thats ok well look uhhh what was I saying oh yeah yeah. Should I pick you up at like 7:30 or do you maybe wanna go later, When the dance is really kickin'? (gasping and the phone hanging up) Man: Gimme a break! (Phone Rings) Man: Hello. Woman Whispering: Sorry it was just my dog. Man: Hey whats your dad's problem anyways why can't we talk? Woman Whispering: He just thinks I'm on the phone too much.. Oh my god uhh I gotta go! Man: Don't hang up! Woman: Richie I can't talk! Man: No I'm sick of this put your dad on the phone, I wanna talk to him. Woman: Uhh Its not my dad. Man: What? Well who is there? Why can't you talk? Woman: Just look Richie uhh someone is here. Man: Who is there? Is it a guy? Woman: Richie! Man: I knew it I'll kill him put him on the phone! Woman: Ohh uhh its just hold on. Man: Hey man what the hell are you doing there? Samantha is my girl you better stay away from her, or I'll make you wish you were never born! Buffoon: Fuckin' Shit! Man: Yeah fuckin' shit is right buddy. Don't think I'm kiddin' around man, I'm crazy I'll smash your head in I swear to god! Buffoon: One time I saw my grandmother in the shower, Her bush starts above her bellybutton! Man: Yeah well thats too bad, but I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in! (hangs up) Woman: What happened? Was he mad? Buffoon: My neighbor's dog has a 4 inch clit! Woman: Oh buffoon your the coolest...... I love you Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |