Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O Lyrics

I'm sittin in my chair watchin the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
That my friend overnight mailed to me

I'm fuckin wasted
It's the best shit I ever tasted
I think they fuckin laced it
Cause I'm so damb lambasted

Well friend came over, so I packed him a pipe
I told him to go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype
He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it
Two minutes later he was playin backgammon naked

He's fuckin wasted
It's the best shit he ever tasted
He's lost in fuckin space-ed
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

Whoooah...
I spent the last two hours hiding under my bed
Cause I looked in the garbage can
And I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head
I'm fuckin wasted

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet birds face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moon walk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

I'm fuckin wasted!
It's the best shit I ever tasted!
My brain's been erased-ed!
I'm fuckin fried!

Now I'm sittin in the bathtub wantin somethin to eat
I wanted a pizza, the bird said pepperoni would be sweet
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
I said we ordered a pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you?

I'm fuckin wasted!
It's the best shit I ever fuckin tasted!
Oh, fuckin shit!

I'm way too baked