Adam Sandler "Memory Lane" |
Hey, it's great to have the four of us out on a road trip again, this is gonna be fun! Definitely! Yeah! This is gonna be awesome! Whoah! Do you smell that skunk? Yeah! Ew! Ya know, even though it stinks, it kinda reminds me of growin up... Alright, alright, I can see that... Kinda reminds me of smellin weed! Oh! Hahahaha! It reminds me of smellin a pussy! Oh yeah! Hahahaha! It reminds me of smellin an ass! Alright, alright! Hahaha! Reminds me of smellin a 60 year old guy's ass! (car tires screech, doors open, guy thrown on ground, door closes) Hey! Screw you guys! I am who I am! Deal with it! Hehehehe! Whoah! Oh, man! Glad we got rid of him, he was weirdin me out God that was a little out there! Hey, check it out, a water slide! Man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party! Remember that? I remember, I remember that. Yep! It reminds me of that girl I met last summer who was a lifeguard at one of those things She was unbelievable looking! It reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jacuzzi! Oh yeah! I remember that! It also reminds me of the time I saw this 60 year old man slide down one of those things, and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and I just stood there and stared at his big, beautiful, hairy balls floppin around. Holy geez, I wanted to lick em! (car tires screech, doors open, guy thrown on ground, door closes) I hate you guys! You tricked me into saying that! You better not tell anybody! Oh my god! I always knew that guy was a little weird... hey there's a pizza place, it smells awesome! It reminds me of the time when I used to work at a pizza place It reminds me of the first date I had with this girl, Ginger. I took her to a pizza place Hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house, and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids! Hahahaha! (car tires screech, doors open, guy thrown on ground, door closes) Don't get all high and mighty! He wanted me to do it! Screw you for judging me! Oh man, they were all crazy... Hey, what's that?! MOOOOO!!!!!! OHMYGAWD! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SCREEEEEECH!!!!!!! BANG! Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now enjoy the rest of the album! Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |