Adam Sandler "Joining The Cult" |
Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult Now that's rediculous Well, I'm joinin it so you gotta sign up too What are you talkin about? Hey, man, don't fuck me on this, just sign up No! I'm not gonna join a cult! I can't believe your pullin this shit on me after Monday night... I... What? I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show. I did that for you! Yeah, well you kept flippin back to the game! I wanted to see the fuckin score!!! What do you gotta do that's so fuckin important, you can't join the religious cult with me?! Well, I was gonna go sunbathing Oh boy, no, no I don't think you should do that because this guy Russel, he's the leader guy of the cult,... Yeah... ...he was ramblin on during one of his speeches about the sun being bad... Uh huh... ...like the Beast can't come out because the sun's too bright and it hurts his eyes or sumthin... You show up all sunburned and that guy's gonna be pissed at you and me Well, I'm not in the cult, so I don't have to worry about pissin the leader guy off Look, I'm starting to believe in some of the stuff the cult guy's been sayin, some of it makes a lot of sense Good, but I don't wanna join the cult. We can still hang out, I just won't be in it with you The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you cause I'm gonna be fuckin busy with this fuckin cult So I'll visit on weekends, we'll work it out No, the weekends are like the busiest time. That's when we go to flea markets and fuckin malls and talk people into joinin, man Can I just join for a little while? I told my dad I'd visit him in Florida in three weeks Just... You'll ask them, but we gotta join now Well, what's the hurry? There a girl I wanna meet there!!! What the fuck's your problem?! Well... I mean, I don't really have to believe in this stuff, do I? No, no! Just fuckin tell everyone you believe in the shit. When they say the sun sucks, say 'Yeah! Fuck the sun! I fuckin hate it too! Long live the fuckin Beast' I don't know man, this is crazy... Look, they're gonna give you clothes, they're gonna give you a free haircut, you're gonna get food... It's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it? It's gonna be a haircut, alright? You said you need a haircut, they're gonna fuckin cut your hair. You're goin in savin twelve bucks, just fuckin do it!!! You think the hot girl has a friend for me? Probably.. I don't... And if she doesn't she'll go out and recruit one for ya Well... alright...... But hey, if I don't like it, I'm gonna escape, man... Okay, that's up to you THREE WEEKS LATER (chant in background: The nighttime is the right time!) Hey buddy, you glad you did this? Oh, this is the best thing I ever did, thank you You're not mad at them makin you, uh, kill your father, are ya? Ya know, it's like they said. It was the only way to save him. You're a good guy. You're a better one... Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |